psychedelicflyingshark:

We need like a month where nothing happens and there’s no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

morganpdf:

Went 2 block a bot & now i cant stop thinking abt Dont be scraed

newduckcity:

maryfagdalene:

me and my friends would have killed Johnny Depp with hammers I can tell you that much

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lastvalyrian:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

larckla:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

chrome–horse:

garbage-empress:

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

@ryanthecynic

ALT

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

pathologising:

1 table spoon vanilla abstract

videojamer:

Unbelievable.

arborealgargoyle:

aquilegiaformosa:

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability

calvinandhobbes:

she let me hit cause i support my public library

jame7t:

noellevanious:

jame7t:

cigarette flavored ice cream

Can you give me some space please.

chimpanzeedotcom:

NEVER GET DRUNK AND HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE THROUGH TUMBLR WHO IS THIS IN MY HOUSE

tricotbf:

meloncathy-deactivated20221227:

tricotbf:

i love you body hair i love you pubic hair i love you facial hair i love you armpit hair i love you leg hair i love you ass hair

Only if its blonde hair